1. Have you ever had a girl whose perfume smelled so good you got a hard on at just the smell of her, only to find out it was just Febreze? Me neither.

2. The Bee Gees have a song called How Deep is Your Love. I hope that is to a girl and not just a coy attempt at “checking the dipstick”

3. Why don’t we have a Cartoon History Month

4. I believe Bobby Flay is the illegitimate love spawn of Emeril and Rachel Ray

5. I saw Sammy Sosa today in Surprize, AZ. Its amazing how good his English is coming along since the Congressional hearings.

If you have any comments or thoughts let me know at 206-666-BobG (2624)

1. Do you think a caveman could honestly figure out a computer? I know Brendan Fraser can’t.
2. Why is racism not tolerated, unless its against Middle Easterners?
3. Maybe the first unicorn was actually a regular horse that was a cross dressing horse wearing a strap on.
4. Are “The Jeffersons” actual decendants of Thomas Jefferson?
5. Does anyone know a Brittany that isn’t a blond ditz? except Brittany from Alvin and the Chipmunks.
6. Why is it always others people’s shit, but your stuff? Move your shit so I have room for my stuff.
7. The worst part about a dog door is that it only takes one fucking squirrel to make it a squirrel door. Then your fucked.
8. When Anna Nicole Smiths family heard about her death just months after her sons death, do you think anyone said “lost another one to Ditech”
9. Why did Mike Seaver call his buddy Boner? I wouldn’t go camping with either of them.
10. Quote of the day “God and fact don’t mix!” – Morel Orel