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How many times has the government been wrong? Right, like someone has a calculator that can count that high. There are so many fights going on in congress right now over ridiculous topics, even some arguments that are for good causes, like raising money for this sorry ass war we are in, where our president (he doesn’t deserve upper case) is more than willing to send our troops over to Iraq without body armor, or without armor on the vehicles our troops are driving through the IED’s like a slalom course. This is of course because we don’t have the money to get all these things for our troops, but I can guarantee you that all of our Congressmen and women and State Representatives are doing just fine on their “measly” salaries. It doesn’t make sense that we have people making the decisions for our troops that have never been in the military and they are shitting in marble toilets while the people who are fighting for their pampered asses are dug into a foxhole in the desert wondering if they will even get to see their families again. Obviously that will probably not change for a long time because our country is full of ignorant, stubborn assholes who don’t want anything to change for whatever reason it may be, whether it be not wanting to admit they were wrong or even just fear of change. Well there is a way for this government to make an abundance of cash in this country only they think they are doing us a favor by arresting non-violent offenders who smoke pot. If our government were to legalize pot, not only would it be a financial goldmine, but it would help to reduce the over crowding of our prison systems also. 55% of inmates in this country are non-violent drug offenders. The government is willing to sell you pills that you can easily overdose on, on average almost 1000 people a year are killed by aspirin. Not by taking aspirin and driving around or going out and hurting others, just by taking it. Do you know how many recorded deaths were caused by taking marijuana? 0. That isn’t just last year, that is ever. Here is a good article I wanted to share with everyone that gives great arguments for legalizing it. So read it and if it pisses you off everytime you see a press conference with our sorry excuse for a president making excuses about the cost of the war and how we are going to end up, as taxpayers, paying for it. Then write a letter to your Congressman or State Rep. and let them know you are more than willing to let marijuana be legalized. Even if you don’t use it, I am pretty sure most of you pay taxes and it would be good to see that money going to useful programs like health care and feeding the hungry in our own fucking country and not going to pay for Bush’s personal revenge plan. The money from the sale of legal marijuana could give our troops the necessary funding for proper protection and firearms so they can turn Iraq into the next Super Wal-Mart. (Covered Camel Parking right out front of course). Anyways, sorry to rant on about this but I am sick of seeing King George II ask for more taxpayers money while every company he has a hand in is profiting off of this war. Let me know what you think of this article in my shout box.
Today we were lucky enough to be joined on the show by Brandi Love and she brought with her one of her juicy erotic stories to share with everyone. Pants on is of course optional. Brandi tells us what has been going on with her lately, the new website and drops one of the best sex lines to use in bed on a girl so be sure to listen up and feel free to take notes. She even tells of how a computer geek got to live The Brandi Love Experience. So stop making drain babies and learn how to get a real fucking woman. Go Real Deep with this one.
This is now going into week 3 of what is being simply known as “the Mystery”. In case you haven’t been following, the location of “Mr. Queen” (names have been changed to protect the innocent) is unknown to the Goin Deep crew. This sticker, found at a rest stop on the outskirts of Seoul, Korea, is the last reported sighting of “Mr. Queen”, its has been over 2 weeks since anyone has heard from him. Last heard, marriage was forced onto him like the yellow first down lines on Fox. If you have any information please contact the Spurberry Police Dept. If found do not approach him unless armed with the new copy of 40 on 40, warming KY and a sock puppet.
Well now you can find out all the questions you never wanted to ask your grandmother. Joining us in studio near the end of the month will be the lovely Brandi Love, it will be a live Talkshoe edition so you can call in and ask her anything you want. We will be bringing you more details soon as they become available, so check out www.brandilove.com and get your questions ready, if you cant make the live show, leave some questions on the message board and we will be sure they get asked. Make sure to go to www.talkshoe.com
first and set up an account before the show so you can get a screen name and be able to talk to her.
Last Wednesday friends of the show, Male Pattern Radness, put on a great show at the Hidden House in downtown Phoenix. Even our Commander in Chief (and I use that term loosely) was there to take in the show and wolf down a $6 steak. He said he enjoys eating steak because it is the only time he gets to hear the phrase “Well Done“. After the show is when the bungling took place, a cardboard cutout of W wearing his favorite stocking cap with a pot leaf on it was stolen from The Hidden House in downtown Phoenix. If you or anyone you know has information on the whereabouts of G Dubya and his hat, please leave a comment. If you are the asshat that stole it, just know that we do not negotiate with terrorists and if we find out who you are our actions will be swift and decisive. (Make sure you click the pic of the Pres for a special video tribute)
1. Have you ever had a girl whose perfume smelled so good you got a hard on at just the smell of her, only to find out it was just Febreze? Me neither.
2. The Bee Gees have a song called How Deep is Your Love. I hope that is to a girl and not just a coy attempt at “checking the dipstick”
3. Why don’t we have a Cartoon History Month
4. I believe Bobby Flay is the illegitimate love spawn of Emeril and Rachel Ray
5. I saw Sammy Sosa today in Surprize, AZ. Its amazing how good his English is coming along since the Congressional hearings.
If you have any comments or thoughts let me know at 206-666-BobG (2624)
Here is a Goin Deep Classic revisited, we have the boys from Male Pattern Radness in studio. Part 2 features a live performance, dont miss it. They brought with them inventions and liquor, luckily we had enough pot to make it all make sense, Go Deep fuckers, this could be your only chance.
I’ve always said it, sex sells, it just depends on if you want to use it or not. Check out these people that are selling tours of their zoo’s while their animals are bangin, haha. What a great idea, I wonder if that zoo is hiring.


