1. Have you ever had a girl whose perfume smelled so good you got a hard on at just the smell of her, only to find out it was just Febreze? Me neither.

2. The Bee Gees have a song called How Deep is Your Love. I hope that is to a girl and not just a coy attempt at “checking the dipstick”

3. Why don’t we have a Cartoon History Month

4. I believe Bobby Flay is the illegitimate love spawn of Emeril and Rachel Ray

5. I saw Sammy Sosa today in Surprize, AZ. Its amazing how good his English is coming along since the Congressional hearings.

If you have any comments or thoughts let me know at 206-666-BobG (2624)