1. Do you think a caveman could honestly figure out a computer? I know Brendan Fraser can’t.
2. Why is racism not tolerated, unless its against Middle Easterners?
3. Maybe the first unicorn was actually a regular horse that was a cross dressing horse wearing a strap on.
4. Are “The Jeffersons” actual decendants of Thomas Jefferson?
5. Does anyone know a Brittany that isn’t a blond ditz? except Brittany from Alvin and the Chipmunks.
6. Why is it always others people’s shit, but your stuff? Move your shit so I have room for my stuff.
7. The worst part about a dog door is that it only takes one fucking squirrel to make it a squirrel door. Then your fucked.
8. When Anna Nicole Smiths family heard about her death just months after her sons death, do you think anyone said “lost another one to Ditech”
9. Why did Mike Seaver call his buddy Boner? I wouldn’t go camping with either of them.
10. Quote of the day “God and fact don’t mix!” – Morel Orel