I’d have to rethink my 3 hour long tetris extravaganza’s on the shitter if I had this setup. I mean really is there any reason to leave the throne when all that gear is connected to it. Hell who needs legs? They’re just going to fall aslkeep anyway. I love the specs on this whole thing.

Philips 20-inch LCD TV and Star Wars DVD
Xbox 360 gaming system
Philips DVD player
Gateway EMachine laptop computer with fully articulated “robot” arm
iPod with stereo docking station equipped with toilet paper dispenser
Roto-Rooter “emergency” button
Tivo recorder
Avanti refrigerator with beer tap, stocked with drinks and snacks
Magazine rack and subscriptions to Sports Illustrated, ESPN and GQ
Bike pedal exerciser
Cup warmer / cooler

Besides the shitty computer, ironically, the list isn’t too shabby. Shoot over to Roto’s website for the details on the contest to win this shit.
Luxury crapper contest